Sherbert Shepperton
What’s yours?
Smokey Woodgate.
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Christie Cactus um ok
Misty Meadow. Mine is great but Husban’s is the best porn name ever: Brownie Canal.
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Fangirl first. Everything else is just transport.
Trekker, Sherlockian, Whovian, Ravenclaw, Nerdfighter, INFJ, chubby gal, kinky, pansexual, wifey and all-around fangirl.
RAVENCLAW
I was odd from the start, apparently.: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
……’the fuck, mac? i was expecting a mess.THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
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“I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being… I am a man.”
Elephant Man (1980) David Lynch
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
This Means War gag reel.
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The Black Book of Colors by Menena Cottin
I stumbled across this while looking for a book for my cousin’s new baby. I was so intrigued by the whole idea. On each left page there was words written in braille and then again in white text. It was the description of colors, according to how a blind child would experience. On the right there were raised etchings of what each page was describing. It’s so beautiful.
One page in particular that really caught my attention was the one describing the color red. It talked about how red is how it feels to bite into a ripe strawberry, or the stinging on your knee after you fall down. Blue was the feeling of sunshine on your face.It’s just so astounding that someone managed this, as the idea of how to describe a color to someone who has no reference has always fascinated and baffled me.
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are these tears that are slowly rolling all over my face…?
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you see a console that you thought you couldn’t replace
That lovely lovely SNESrocking back and forth in a state of incurable envy.
This must be what heaven looks like.
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
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Since the whole gay pony promise worked a treat yesterday, why not make more promises I can’t keep? So: Rainbow-maned unicorns for every note!
A little Sherlock doodle.
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